15 Coffee Jokes That Will Give You A Latte Laughs
Coffee enjoyment is meant to be fun. We don't think you can ever have too much coffee, or too much fun! So, here are some coffee-related laughs to get you through the week. Be warned, they may make you smile... or cringe!
1. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
2. It’s not procrastinating if you’re drinking coffee, it’s procaffenating!
3. Why did espresso keep checking his watch? He was pressed for time.
4. Did you hear about the grower who claimed his coffee was great? He was full of beans.
5. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
6. What did one coffee say to the other coffee? Where have you bean!
7. Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they know how to espresso themselves!
8. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
9. Did you hear about the woman who insisted it was the man's job to make the coffee in the morning? She showed him the bible where it said Hebrews.
10. What do you call it when you walk into a cafe that you’ve been to before? De-ja Brew!
11. What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee? What’s Sumatra with you?
12. What do chocolate, men and coffee have in common? They are all better rich!
13. What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion? I asked for coffee.
14. How are coffee beans like kids? They are always getting grounded.
AND THE ULTIMATE COFFEE JOKE OF ALL TIME...
"Decaf!" (Just kidding!)
We hope this brought some laughter to your day. Hit us up in the comments with your favourite coffee joke and share these with your friends!